Cho Hakkai

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Young Jim, as a lad
He looked for adventure
Calamity, danger, whatever was free
So when he turned ten, he packed his belongings
and he left home to find his destiny
Jim just a boy, who's
Head full of legends
Of dungeons and dragons
And pirates and stuff
So that summer he snuck on a schooner
To harpoon tuna
And get real buff
The Captain he said
There's danger ahead
We need some brave men
To sail and then
We'll find us those pirates
Stop them with violence,
To make the ocean safe
Once again."

Cleaning up the oceans
Captain Hampton and his crew
Trouble in the seven seas
He'll know what to do
Captain, he hates rubbish
To him pirates are just soot
Scallywags and scurvy dogs
Are crushed under his foot.
Captain Hampton, Captain Hampton
Ahoy, Ahoy
Pillaging the Pillagers
Triumphantly he'll sail away

Now, seven weeks into the trip
And Jim was sick to death
Of being sick
Some kind of action he wanted
As he searched the seas
For everyday was the same old... stuff
The night he felt like jumping ship
But then he heard a crash
Hit the starboard side of the ship
And bumped him out of his bunk
Onto his bottom
Our heroes drew their swords
As the midgets swarmed aboard
The pirates surprise attack
The tiny buccaneers
Caught us by surprise
As we tried to battle back.

Captain Hampton [Captain Hampton]
Ahoy [Ahoy]
Pillaging the Pillagers
Triumphantly he ran away!


....ah. What in the...


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[OOC: Aquabats, anyone? ♥]

Such interesting curses we've been having. Is interesting the right word..? I'm a bit shocked with myself.. I don't suppose-- no, never mind.

Ah and, everyone?

The cake is a lie.

Lyra, Schrodinger, I do hope you remembered to brush your teeth before going to bed. I'm sure Father's insurance plan can cover it, but I certainly won't tolerate it.

Sanzo, I made some cakes last night, would you like me to bring some for you and Gojyo? I still don't quite understand how-- it's not my business.

--ah, I need to take out the laundry.


Seishirou-san, thank you for that cleaning tip. ♥


[OOC: Happily married to Seishirou oh god what have we done and is being such a good little wifey wifey. Kids, don't forget to clean up after yourselves, and Gojyo, no spousal abuse. Though, that should really be directed at Sanzo.. And hubby's the only one can see that heart. 8D;

Meanwhile, Kanan rolls over in her grave. Good night now! |D]

It's perfect weather for hotpot, don't you think? We might need to buy more drinks, though. I don't suppose anyone else would like to join us? It's much more festive with a group.

--ah, in that case, we may need a lot more alcohol.. Oh dear. Perhaps that's not the best idea, then.

I wonder..

Ah, I must apologize for my actions yesterday. Gojyo, you can come home, Sanzo won't kick you. Maybe..

And I do apologize for how I acted, Sailor Venus. What you do is your business.

I think I've gotten rather good at using this computer. Of course, no doubt I've still much to learn, but I do believe I have the basics down. I suppose I should follow up on that...


[OOC: Link is just for reference, it's not really there. D: He's talking about maybe teaching?]

Ah, what a mess.. Sanzo, have you seen Gojyo around? We're supposed to be working in groups of three..

I suppose we should call in the cleanup crew now. Would you mind handing in the report? I should probably go find him.

I wonder what the next mission will be~ Another condemned, but what crimes? I guess we'll have to wait and see.


[OOC: Crossed over with DOLLS. GO READ IT. It's so awesome. 8D]

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I came home from shopping a short while ago - Really, two grown men--

-and I saw something somewhat odd.

It is just me, or.. do there seem to be more policemen around? I saw at least four on my way back to the apartment. I hadn't realized this place was so well-kept before.

[ Genial laughing ]

Perhaps they're sneakier than I noticed, then?

[ A pause ]

I wouldn't think that a man with grocery bags would be so suspicious, though. I think just about all of them asked me what I was up to at such a late hour. I hope it hasn't been made illegal to prepare dinner now? The meat needs tenderizing.

Ah, well. It might just be my imagination.

Gojyo, Sanzo, I hope you don't mind brisket for dinner tonight.


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--ah. Gojyo, Sanzo, I trust you're all right? And you, Czeslaw?

My. S-such things over the network today.

[ Is that a sharp breath we hear? ]

If anyone should need healing, I'd be more than happy to help.

Kyuuu!

I know, Jeep. But--

[ Clothes rustling ]

I'll be back soon.


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[OOC: Woke up from a nightmare about Kanan, aaand his stomach wound from Chin Yisou is back, and his right eye is bleeding. He's bandaged himself up as best he can, though lack of concentration made it not a very good job, and he is very perturbed by the thought that the City can do something like this. Will probably use the excuse of helping people to keep thoughts of Kanan's suicide at bay. He'll help as best he can? D:]

Thank you again for your help, Czeslaw-kun, I appreciated it.

I'm somewhat surprised at how quickly the food goes, and Goku isn't even here. May I ask as to job opportunities around here? My skills include healing, teaching, cooking, and others besides. I realize that Gojyo has a job, but I don't like sitting around all day. It makes me feel.. Lazy.

Ah, Gojyo, Sanzo, I have a rather important question to ask either of you.


[OOC: Just for my own reference, since I'll probably be asleep-- he's going to ask about the Minus Wave. :Db]

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--many times have I asked you to stop using your beer cans as ashtrays? Please d-

[ a pause ]

Kyuu?

You didn't notice either, Jeep?

My. This is a dilemma.

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[OOC: Everything is voice-activated? Here's a riddle. A man and his pet dragon walk down the street...]